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Woman shame cyclist husband for shaving his legs with her razor

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Although many couples in happy, healthy relationships share almost everything, a wife ordered her husband to her razor.

Last week, Olivia Williams took the Australian parenting advice website Kidspot to reveal exactly why her hubby’s new habit of borrowing her shower razor has rubbed her the wrong way.

“There are a few simple things in life that I take for granted that I don’t have to share with my man,” Williams began. “That wonderful feeling when you your heels… the sheer dexterity to take off your bra at the end of a long day…”

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“And oh, you know… my [expletive] razor.”

Williams continued to court that her husband, with whom she has no name in the essay, recently “the courage” to borrow her knife while she was away for the weekend.

Comparison with her husband to a “younger, balder Lance Armstrong,” the author continued to reveal that she simply could not accept his hairless gams.
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“It was as if he knew that I was going to get myself in a froth about. Probably because he had mentioned in passing that he was considering it several times in the past few months, and each time he said that, was I [upset],” she thought.

Williams detailed that her “super fit” his wife, who works as a fireman and fancies themselves a hobby cyclist,” would call it, moving to his dedication to the cycling — but she was “not convinced” that the level of sportsmanship was worthy of the shaving of his legs, with her tool.

“This is not going to give him the physical edge,” Williams wrote. “He doesn’t need to shave milliseconds off his Saturday morning ride time with a new penchant for personal care.”

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Comparison with her husband to a “younger, balder Lance Armstrong,” the author continued to reveal that she simply could not accept his hairless gams.

“When I first noticed that the reflection of the light on his Achilles, I hair. I can’t say exactly why he rubbed me so strongly to the wrong direction,” she thought. “I’m sure that many women do not refuse to walk in on their man in the shower, razor in one hand, Gillette Venus Satin Care foaming mousse in the other. But I’m not one of them.”

“To be honest, this raises a number of questions for me. He will pay more attention to his leg regrowth than me? Probably. His legs look better than mine? Certainly,” Williams worried. “And what about stubble?”

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In response, the wife her husband with a good compromise. Williams dished that she made a “deal” with her husband as he was shaving his legs, they would grow out of her own body, her in protest.

According to the author, her husband was not too excited about the offer and that was the end.

“That’s what I call a close shave,” Williams concluded of the crisis averted.

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