National police: Woman defecated in a cul-de-sac, on 3 different times

EAST GRANBY, Connecticut. – Connecticut State Police say they’ve finally found the scoop on the aft deck.

The police said Tuesday that they arrested a 43-year-old woman in connection with human faeces deposited on three different occasions in the middle of the same cul-de-sac in East Granby.

Holly Malone was charged with the offence of breach of the peace. She lives a few kilometers away from the cul-de-sac in Simsbury.

Troopers say a motion-activated camera set up after the second incident in November included Malone’s car.

The authorities say that Malone told them that they are lactose-intolerant, but sometimes eat dairy products, and they stopped in the cul-de-sac, because they couldn’t make it to a bathroom in time. State police say she apologized.

A message left at a phone listing for Malone not immediately returned Tuesday.

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